New Service – EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) Protection Plan

France

In light of recent events and threats of nuclear attack from abroad, Lassen PC is pleased to announce our new EMP (Electo Magnetic Pulse) Protection Plan. What the EMPPP will do is protect your electronics from the EMP that is released during a nuclear detonation, ensuring they will function long into the forthcoming nuclear winter. ¬†While we cannot guarantee your personal survival in the event of a thermonuclear war, you can rest easy knowing that your laptops, cell phones, desktops, and tablets will live on. Call us today for further information – don’t wait for the lights to go out!

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